Description
A laid-back, dark-humor tee that speaks to nights at the bar and stories told well into the last call. This lightweight cotton shirt features a weathered skeleton clutching a frothy beer, the phrase “I AIN’T GOT NO BODY” arching above and below in distressed lettering. It feels like sliding into a favorite booth: familiar, a little worn, and full of personality. Wear it when you want to crack a grin, start a conversation, or simply lean into a tongue-in-cheek mood. The print sits cleanly on the chest and the classic crew silhouette keeps the look effortless — an easy pick for evenings out, casual meetups, or low-key weekends when humor does the talking.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (blends for select heather/sport colors).
– Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean fit.
– Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching.
– Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable, itch-free wear.
– Prints made with Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film methods for clear, durable artwork (sleeve and neck labels DTF).
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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