“I Couldn’t Find a Living Wage” Graphic Tee — Debt Zombie T-Shirt

Description

This tee wears its joke like a badge of bitter pride. A weary, zombified figure printed with sharp millennial humor—flattened paychecks, crushing rent, and the daily grind turned undead—so you can laugh and commiserate without saying a word. The soft, sturdy cotton drapes casually over your shoulders, giving that lived-in look while the crisp print keeps the satire readable from across the room. Throw it on for late-night pizza runs, protest marches, or low-key hangouts where sarcasm is currency. It’s for folks who recognize the punchline: surviving modern life with equal parts grit and gallows humor.

Product features
– Strong, smooth 100% cotton fabric with natural-color flecks on unprocessed variants
– Tubular knit construction without side seams for reduced waste and cleaner drape
– Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and added stability
– Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork, ensuring crisp detail
– Medium-weight (180 g/m²) classic fit with tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat