Description
A soft, lightweight jersey tee printed with a sleepy monster clutching a coffee mug and the hand-lettered line “I’m a monster before coffee.” It feels lived-in from the first wear — breathable Airlume cotton, a neat crew neckline, and side seams that keep the shape through wash cycles. The playful illustration lands low on the chest, creating a casual, cozy look that reads like a wink to other coffee-dependent humans. Wear it on slow mornings, at the neighborhood café, or when you need a humorous nudge before your first cup. Thoughtful details like a ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape for stability, and a tear-away label make it comfortable for daily wear, while responsible manufacturing and REACH compliance keep the conscience as calm as your caffeine buzz.
Product features
– 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathable lightweight comfort
– Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention and garment stability
– Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and durability
– High-detail sleeve and neck prints produced with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant artwork
– REACH certified; sourced from humane, Fair Labor Association–aligned manufacturing
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean












































































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